im back, sorta.. just trying to show a friend a drawing

My View Of Humanity. A monkey pissing off of a dangerous cliff in the moonlight. It's grey because my view of humanity clearly lacks color. :D Bahahah! Haven't drawn in a while!! erk ><

Drew this for my sister... request... "I'm like an old lady pervert or something."

...... She didn't really say that..... I just wrote it 'cause I thought it was funny.

..... But it's not.

Hrmm..

I'll go with "Mountain Goat" this time around I guess... ? No political undertones today... too tired to be thinking about that junk lately. Although if it was a bull I could have said John Mccain = picture of a bull.... but it's not a bull... I decided it was a mountain goat... so ... you know... I can't do that now can I? Fine. You pushed and pushed and now I have no choice.

John Mccain = Goat?

Hrmmm...

Take care, hope all is well.

~Mike.

where'd I go....

After I got the job at the B I spend so much time drawing on the job that I don't really do it much for fun. Kid versus Kat is goiing to be an AWESOME show though. It easily competes with any current nick cartoons or cartoon networkshow. It's really good simple cartoony entertainment! It's being distributed by disney and coming to a TV near you this fall. =D

Anways sorry about the lack of posting... All my effort has been going into a transformer toy I have been making; based off the earliest ones (1984 Autobot Cars)... it looks like a real transformer, I'm very excited about it... I want to change careers... lol.. Seems I'm much more talented at making toys than I'll ever be at drawing.... Too many talented artists now-a-days, I get tired of feeling inadequate sometimes. lol. Anyways YOU'LL SEE, I'LL POST IT WHEN IT'S DONE!!!

Oh yeah, that drawing, ...go easy, been a while since I picked up the pencil. That is if anyone even visits this blog anymore, hahaha. Take care! Lines

Jail

Keep on truckin' ... wait that doesn't really apply here.

Oh well. This isn't done yet... going to be a tiny police man (Like the size of his leg.) pointing at a pile of rocks too. :P The quest to be a character designer continues..... let me know what you think. =)

Score!

Well I start at Studio B this April 7th! I'm really excited, I can't wait to get back into a studio environment and give it my best. =) Last time I got a job at a studio I started on April 10th... Coincidence...? OoooOOoooo Weeeeiirrrddd.. ... nah.... Anyways... the foot ball is Studio B. Get it? Ya.... I got it? Yea... for a funny guy I'm not very funny.

Yaaaa!!

Hey!

I MIGHT HAVE A JOB AT STUDIO B!!! I just got their message this morning, I called back, and had to leave a message where I kinda sound like a boob. (of course.. me and answering machines... ugh...) But they'll call back hopefully, lol... I'm really excited. =)

Sorry I've been really busy trying to finish up the freelance work I have, and working on a Transformers toy that I'm making. So I haven't been drawing as much.. Here's a couple things some I did manage to crank out though.

I drew this when I thought too much time had passed and maybe I wasn't going to get a job offer.... man was I wrong this week. =D

Not done... the are standing in line... can you guess what for?

This is a pinup of a toy I was planning; which has nothing to do with the one I'm making..

Thanks for looking!!

Jibbily jibbily geeew!

Here's some more low brow quality cartoon entertainment straight from the inner pit of my membranes... It looks fun; but really it's more my pain, torment, and insecurities extracted onto paper for either your subjective hatred or enjoyment.....ahhh... yeah... Also I wanna thank you guys for leaving those comments on my last post; I've never recieved that many before, it made me very happy & warm to read them all. So thanks! =)

Typicaly, I had to do more of these... ! I just find them fun, you don't have too think much while doing them... The one with the arms up is a tribute to a friend of mine, (named mega.) I went to see him a week or so ago, he often draws faces with hands like that. :P

The below are Peas... for a short I'm doing called saggy fries... it will be wacky. They are mostly just part of the BG, non-intelligent animal type looking things... or... are they.. do do do doooo. below is just me screwing around with ideas, nothing solid.
Shifty Realtors...watch out... they'll get you. Property Proliferating Bastards. ehehe.

I know this sucks, but so does life sometimes.. DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP LIVING!? DO YOOUUU!!?!?!!?? DO YOUUU!!?!?!

There is a boob in there some where. Kinda like me in a crowd... get it? get it? Ahahahaha im so funny. Sorry, I will admit I put no effort into the way these textures were applied.
My takes on semi-realistic cartoony, anime, and comic... more screwy dewying around.
Finally got Alias sketch book pro. While I still prefer paper it really does handle like a dream with the 9 by 12!

Thanks for looking. =)

Scanner Woes

Sorry for lack of posts, AGAIN... I finally got my scanner working... problem is, now there are permanent weird little scan lines coming through on all my drawings... my scanner is slowly dying! lol... =P

It's the death scanner. Yes, that is what it is... Death Scanner!!!! BOOOO!!! ... I only name things in death cause I'm mighty weird ...o_o... Could be worse, it could just not work at all!!

I hope you like them, I'm trying to get better! If you have any comments/advice/crits please don't be shy, I can take criticism...

Anyways, here's some silly-arse cartoons!

Just some drawings I did recently...

Swamp Monster King

Strawberry The Poop. An old concept I am rethinking.

Water Monster

Ian Vanderpoop

Jungle Skeleton Queen

Mrs. Bear, and my Dog Lisa.

Bird Man.

"Everyone Else is doing it..."

Alien Birthday Princess
Happy The Christmas Jew (So Offensive.)
Fat Executioner for my friend Jesse one day ...