my teets are milky

im back, sorta.. just trying to show a friend a drawing

2009-08-05T01:36:00.000-07:00

My View Of Humanity. A monkey pissing off of a dangerous cliff in the moonlight. It's grey because my view of humanity clearly lacks color. :D Bahahah! Haven't drawn in a while!! erk ><

2008-09-26T12:56:00.001-07:00

Drew this for my sister... request... "I'm like an old lady pervert or something."

...... She didn't really say that..... I just wrote it 'cause I thought it was funny.

..... But it's not.

Hrmm..

2008-07-31T15:39:00.000-07:00

I'll go with "Mountain Goat" this time around I guess... ? No political undertones today... too tired to be thinking about that junk lately. Although if it was a bull I could have said John Mccain = picture of a bull.... but it's not a bull... I decided it was a mountain goat... so ... you know... I can't do that now can I? Fine. You pushed and pushed and now I have no choice.

John Mccain = Goat?

Hrmmm...

Take care, hope all is well.

~Mike.

where'd I go....

2008-06-19T19:28:00.001-07:00

After I got the job at the B I spend so much time drawing on the job that I don't really do it much for fun. Kid versus Kat is goiing to be an AWESOME show though. It easily competes with any current nick cartoons or cartoon networkshow. It's really good simple cartoony entertainment! It's being distributed by disney and coming to a TV near you this fall. =D

Anways sorry about the lack of posting... All my effort has been going into a transformer toy I have been making; based off the earliest ones (1984 Autobot Cars)... it looks like a real transformer, I'm very excited about it... I want to change careers... lol.. Seems I'm much more talented at making toys than I'll ever be at drawing.... Too many talented artists now-a-days, I get tired of feeling inadequate sometimes. lol. Anyways YOU'LL SEE, I'LL POST IT WHEN IT'S DONE!!!

Oh yeah, that drawing, ...go easy, been a while since I picked up the pencil. That is if anyone even visits this blog anymore, hahaha. Take care! Lines

Jail

2008-04-01T04:48:00.001-07:00

Keep on truckin' ... wait that doesn't really apply here.

Oh well. This isn't done yet... going to be a tiny police man (Like the size of his leg.) pointing at a pile of rocks too. :P The quest to be a character designer continues..... let me know what you think. =)

Score!

2008-03-30T19:23:00.000-07:00

Well I start at Studio B this April 7th! I'm really excited, I can't wait to get back into a studio environment and give it my best. =) Last time I got a job at a studio I started on April 10th... Coincidence...? OoooOOoooo Weeeeiirrrddd.. ... nah.... Anyways... the foot ball is Studio B. Get it? Ya.... I got it? Yea... for a funny guy I'm not very funny.

Yaaaa!!

2008-03-28T11:48:00.000-07:00

Hey!

I MIGHT HAVE A JOB AT STUDIO B!!! I just got their message this morning, I called back, and had to leave a message where I kinda sound like a boob. (of course.. me and answering machines... ugh...) But they'll call back hopefully, lol... I'm really excited. =)

Sorry I've been really busy trying to finish up the freelance work I have, and working on a Transformers toy that I'm making. So I haven't been drawing as much.. Here's a couple things some I did manage to crank out though.

I drew this when I thought too much time had passed and maybe I wasn't going to get a job offer.... man was I wrong this week. =D

Not done... the are standing in line... can you guess what for?

This is a pinup of a toy I was planning; which has nothing to do with the one I'm making..

Thanks for looking!!

Jibbily jibbily geeew!

2008-03-01T22:21:00.000-08:00

Here's some more low brow quality cartoon entertainment straight from the inner pit of my membranes... It looks fun; but really it's more my pain, torment, and insecurities extracted onto paper for either your subjective hatred or enjoyment.....ahhh... yeah... Also I wanna thank you guys for leaving those comments on my last post; I've never recieved that many before, it made me very happy & warm to read them all. So thanks! =)

Typicaly, I had to do more of these... ! I just find them fun, you don't have too think much while doing them... The one with the arms up is a tribute to a friend of mine, (named mega.) I went to see him a week or so ago, he often draws faces with hands like that. :P

The below are Peas... for a short I'm doing called saggy fries... it will be wacky. They are mostly just part of the BG, non-intelligent animal type looking things... or... are they.. do do do doooo. below is just me screwing around with ideas, nothing solid.
Shifty Realtors...watch out... they'll get you. Property Proliferating Bastards. ehehe.

I know this sucks, but so does life sometimes.. DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP LIVING!? DO YOOUUU!!?!?!!?? DO YOUUU!!?!?!

There is a boob in there some where. Kinda like me in a crowd... get it? get it? Ahahahaha im so funny. Sorry, I will admit I put no effort into the way these textures were applied.
My takes on semi-realistic cartoony, anime, and comic... more screwy dewying around.
Finally got Alias sketch book pro. While I still prefer paper it really does handle like a dream with the 9 by 12!

Thanks for looking. =)

Scanner Woes

2008-02-14T03:44:00.001-08:00

Sorry for lack of posts, AGAIN... I finally got my scanner working... problem is, now there are permanent weird little scan lines coming through on all my drawings... my scanner is slowly dying! lol... =P

It's the death scanner. Yes, that is what it is... Death Scanner!!!! BOOOO!!! ... I only name things in death cause I'm mighty weird ...o_o... Could be worse, it could just not work at all!!

I hope you like them, I'm trying to get better! If you have any comments/advice/crits please don't be shy, I can take criticism...

Anyways, here's some silly-arse cartoons!

Just some drawings I did recently...

2008-01-10T13:39:00.001-08:00

Swamp Monster King

Strawberry The Poop. An old concept I am rethinking.

Water Monster

Ian Vanderpoop

Jungle Skeleton Queen

Mrs. Bear, and my Dog Lisa.

Bird Man.

"Everyone Else is doing it..."

Alien Birthday Princess
Happy The Christmas Jew (So Offensive.)
Fat Executioner for my friend Jesse one day ...

fun fun

2007-11-27T20:29:00.000-08:00

Wynne and i have been having some fun lately.. We went to the zoo last week, saw lot's of animals, took lots of pictures, felt bad for said animals, and than continued to stare at them. We drew a lot... none of mine are worth posting. Also wynne went to a screen printing class and used one of my designs... she used the monkey from below, check it out here... >>>> wynnechenart.blogspot.com

anyways, pictures..

Concepts for a short I'll probably never follow through on. The two main characters and then below them is a study of their house. (which is not finished... obviously..)

And here are two random drawings that have nothing to do with the short.

A Caveman.

Pencils for the spiderlady I posted a while ago.. i like it more than the painted ver.

Caricatures

2007-11-22T16:38:00.000-08:00

I tried doing some caricatures the other night... It's the first time I've ever tried, so go easy on my extremely super apparent lack of talent. Steven Silver would probably toothpick himself in the eyes if he saw these. Steven - "WHHHYYY!!!?!!?!?!? WHHHHHYYYYY?!?!!??!" *STAB* ... AHHHH!! ... *STAB* OOOAhhhh!!

She only had on erring in the photo. So.. you know, I couldn't draw another one...
I looked at a picture of bush, and hilter at the same time. This was produced.
(no, they are not the same person, that is a common mistake though so don't worry about it.)

Eh...

Spider Lady

2007-11-18T11:52:00.000-08:00

I'm working on a serious digital painting... it's coming along slowly... And it's looking ok... But I realized that painting takes too long. So through my impatience I drew this today instead and colored it as quickly as possible... Probably took 30 minutes to color, if that. I realize the color choices don't make much sense... and ...er....I don't care, because I like them. =P I'll post the serious colored picture soon!! ...But....Not really....

SPACE

fart art

2007-11-14T01:19:00.000-08:00

because i say so

This was for Halloween... frank...

Faces and some crap. A Painting based on the Picasso painting.. sad alien.. so sad. chin up alien, it's not so bad.

Me. As a Baby.
A Seriously Retarded camel...

More animals.

An old man head. I love drawing elders.

Army Man.

A transformer.

Happy Halloween!

2007-10-31T03:04:00.000-07:00

Happy Halloween! I celebrate by cleaning up the first drawing of a toy I wanna make (THE SUSHI CHEF!) and by drawing.... a zombie... HAPPY HALLoooOWEeeeEeeeEEEeeeN!!

draw-rings....

2007-10-30T02:28:00.000-07:00

As usual the most boring drawings are at the bottom of the post.

Making a toy out of this design..oh yeah.. i started making "designer toys" ... Honestly, I don't know a toy that isn't designed... even the crappy ones need to be designed first... but hey.., I didn't coin the term... I'm just using it... Hoping I can make a set of fun toys! I'll post pictures when I'm done... He's gonna be holding a toy bear too, dragging it along type thing.

Just a Guy ....just a guy....

Some heads I drew when I got my new tablet! yay! 9 by 12 finally!... now i just need a cintiq..

girl robot and a sleeping pile of fat, which is what i am.

yuck! wanted to show it though because it's an idea for another toy i might make...the trash compactor... genetic experimenting gone wrong..

I wanted to experiment with tone on this ugly head.. "it took me like... 3 hours to do the shading on the upper lip..." (Naploeon Dynamite quote.) actually I didn't even bother shading the lip. :P

Long Time No Post

2007-10-18T21:17:00.000-07:00

WOW!!

Moving takes effort! I moved accross the country recently... I'm gonna start posting again now.

Canes. That's his name, cause it's not really original but he's holding a cane.

A weird looking tree in Stanley Park.

Excuse the pose, It's really weird and suggestive and ass scratchy. I can't draw women.

ANOTHER guy with a cane. I don't understand it.

This was heavily photoshopped to remove the arms. I also feel nothing when I look at this drawing but felt compelled to post it regardless....

Water Color Fun!

2007-09-10T18:44:00.001-07:00

Had some fun with water colors this weekend, here's what I came up with whilst having the fun. The last one is garbage. But it was just a test with the effects of salt on water color to try and get texture, (Thanks Wynne! =P) so I wanted to post it and see if it generated any sort of knowledge from others..... next time i need to use bigger salt things instead of table salt... Sorry about the really bad photoshop cleaning up I did... I just like to remove the crap that's around the drawing sometimes... Hopefully it doesn't make it look too weird.

Ape Concept Progress.

2007-09-10T18:07:00.000-07:00

So me and sandy have decided to just do some shorts keeping the overall concept of our series in mind, and then string em together... Just something to get this thing started so it doesn't get stagnant in our minds.... I started to board one short idea based off a few characters and made one storyboard panel based on one of my thumbnails... Here is a sketch of the two characters.. Not fully designed or realized in anyway... just quick sketches for myself. So yeah, please "excuse" the shitty sketches...

One on the top is the one on the bottoms grandfather. They are basically the most pre human ape out of the past era of our concept... there are many different cavemen species... these are just the most human at the time.., I'm picturing them to have a very hobbit vibe to their design possibly the origin of the dwarf mythology we have today... (There is a lot of story to this concept, we've been fleshing it out like crazy, just getting a feeling of where we're going. ) Anyways... When I finish them I'll post em up. They'll be a lot more cartoony when I design them. Here are the thumbnails for the storyboard. This is only the first page. There is way more to thumbnail out.......

And here is the first story board panel realized... It's basically a location study.. I'm going to make a real story board panel soon with the character sitting in a better location. I want them all to be done in water color so that the BG artist has something to go off of, or at least a general idea of what I'm looking for... and eh... since I'm the BG artist... I might forget, so here it is in storyboard water color form to remind me. :P

That's it for now.

bleh

2007-08-31T18:03:00.000-07:00

Just something I sketched quickly in flash for fun... I have things to scan and post, I just haven't gotten around to it, so busy this week... Animation test, and quota... UGH! JUST LET ME DRAW!!! :P Hehe

Drawings from the last week or so

2007-08-22T10:33:00.000-07:00

I'm still working on cleaning up that annoyingly complicated bug drawing I did a long time ago.. But here are some other things I did in the meantime.

There is going to be an art show to try and make money for the animal shelter here, this is my peice. I'm going to clean this up and basically sell digital prints, I don't want to clean it up traditionally.

I don't really like this, but I wanted to post four things... o_o

Quick Sketch... Going to clean this robot up and add more details to his body.

Pizza Monster!! They also eat garbage.

Birthday Time!

2007-08-16T13:06:00.000-07:00

I made this character for a birthday card for my dad, the card is not present, but the character is... Just a silly fun character. :P I have decided that cleaning up art is well worth the time. I'm going to focus on cleaning up peices more often now... Still working on that squashed bug. hehe. I'm going to get serious and paint some stuff in photoshop too. =)

Arms Colors

2007-08-14T22:23:00.000-07:00

Decided to color him. I just can't freaking sleep. Justin Lee suggested the red and black guy with the white lines, which I really liked, and so I start experimenting with colors for fun.. Got some interesting ones. I really like the yellow purple/dude. :P I don't like the orange/blue or red/blue very much though...

CLEAN FINISHED ART!

2007-08-14T21:12:00.000-07:00

I took one of those crappy ones below and actually cleaned it up a little! First time I posted anything clean! I'm still working on that bug... omg.. so many lines... ... I'd love to know what colors you guys think I should try... like White should be? Grey should be? Black should be? etc.. I put one with a solid black line, and one with a light grey so we aren't constrained to a black solid line... I kinda think it looks more organic without the solid black line. Anyways... I'm rubbish when it comes to color.... and Wynne is sleeping... So I can't get her opinion!! Yarg! Anybody?

AHHH!!! It's milkys art!! ruuuuuunnn!!!

2007-08-14T14:15:00.000-07:00

Ok here are some drawings, I've been drawing a lot, but not posting lately, so here comes a flood of them.

Oh, ... and hey... I realise I put absoulutely NO time into my hands, and you can really tell, I just sketch one hand and clean it up without even trying to make it good..... cause I'm a little lazy when it comes to hands.... I'm going to try and change that. So, if you notice anything else like that, or just trends in my art that are kinda lame, let me know, so I can improve or change!!! ... I like good news too though... hehe... anyways here's my drawings in no particular order.

little... turtle man... silly simple style...

Native

literally, a 30 second marker memory sketch of my hero..

A hamster....oh wait... i gave that hamster a cat tail...forgive me! anyways, drawn like a 12 year old might draw it... or maybe a 5 year old. I was just experimenting with that super super simplistic style some people do every now and then. I really CAN NOT pull it off, somehow its much harder than it seems. =\

Rocker.

I kinda wish i finished this.. anyways its just a monster!! Just to clarify those things above are her arms resting on her hips.... it might be unclear since I didnt finish that part, sorry.

Dr. Seuss Fish

Funny nosed spaceman..

not sure if anyone remembers garbage pals... i made a chick for it

Haha, ok, this guy was at the superstore like 2 times in a row when we were, he just walks around looking at women. It's halarious... i call him baldy- mick- bald- perv...

speaking of which, horny monsters!

You know, I can't be entirely sure why he has a penis, I think I was trying to show he was exposed on two levels, one with his wang hanging out, and the other where he is about to launch a nuke into his eye.

I posted this a while ago actually, but deleted it by accident, so i decided to quickly add it again, it's just another ape concept.

Brockley Chef.

Ape concept again... bored of ape concepts yet? I bet you are! Sorry!!

running monster.

Arms.. typical big arms villian...

Sandman...he's fat from sleeping all day...

drawings from this weekend

2007-07-16T13:03:00.000-07:00

Alien Queen, didn't finish drawing the water on this one.

More concepts for something...

More concept stuff.

I'm not sure what he is stabing his sword into. I think his creator just didn't want to take the time to draw the sword in the ground. That stuff behind his head is actually his hair, btw... :P Looks like tentacles or something weird.

Two make up for the last two posts.

2007-07-12T23:56:00.000-07:00

So to make up for the last two annoying posts, I have drawings, I went home and drew characters all night, worked on some concept stuff me and sandy are throwing around.. and watched TV... No working for me tonight!

A concept for a series idea me and Sandy are playing with... Two time frames, this is one of the characters from the future, possibly...

Random Super Smart Elf.

The Apes : Part of the concept be and sandy are working on.

Cecept for the series idea.

Concept for the series idea.

Monster taking a bath in the rain. Note the rubber ducky indicating it thus so.

Some sort of strange lank Egypt-esque type junk.

That's it for now... Good night!

Oi Polloi

2007-07-05T02:46:00.000-07:00

A good friend of mine introduced me to this band a while ago... If you don't listen to them, you should start... These guys are starting to become my mantra in life.

Simple lyrics, with clear meanings... like this one.

BOOT DOWN THE DOOR.

United we stand,divided we fall
skins and punks rally to the call
now's the time to change this land
and it's your duty to lend a hand

We gotta boot down, boot down, boot down the door
Smash their oppression - smash their law!

Those in the power have had their own way too long
it's our duty to put right what they put wrong
We've got to put an end to their wars and their laws
and their taking of decicions behind closed doors

We gotta boot down, boot down, boot down the door
Smash their oppression - smash their law!

There's so much more life than violence, greed and hate
We must put them behind us before it's too late
cos the end is getting nearer day by day
But you know it doesn't have to be that way

We gotta boot down, boot down, boot down the door
Smash their oppression - smash their law!

We gotta boot, gotta boot, gotta boot down the door
Smash their oppression - smash their law!

I like 'em!

Oops

2007-06-18T14:39:00.001-07:00

What else? A transformer. Trying to see how it would adapt to the slightly retro look... Failure.

A concept for a caveman series I am mulling over.. I'm not telling you why he looks the way he does...

Just another concept idea... pretty lame if you ask me.

Another concept for the caveman thing, experimenting and taking it in a different direction.

I don't know what this is.

And lastly..... bug on a windshield...

More Monsters

2007-04-18T12:45:00.000-07:00

MORE DRAWINGS Cause I hate my job!!!

....Some Days anyways, and today is one of those days... SNooooorrrrrmmM!!! ARRRAGHH!!! IF YOU WERE A PERSON I'D FREAKING THROW YOU INTO A FIREY CHASM CAUSE YOU'RE USELSS. USELESS DAMN IT.

Yes One of those days.

Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends

2007-04-18T07:47:00.000-07:00

Sandy, Wynne and I were watching fosters last night and had a mini-drawing Jam.. Here are two imaginary friends I came up with. I also came up with how I want to start making my signature... I hate my old way, which is why you've never seen it.

Then I drew these other things too for fun when I couldn't sleep. The tail-less dinosaur I admit really sux, but I wanted to post it anyways cause it was fun to draw. :P

Crap

2007-04-17T14:10:00.000-07:00

More crap, did this crap when I was sitting there bored with crap.

more random flash doodles

2007-03-14T10:33:00.000-07:00

Don't usually draw in this style... Just a simple profile view of a chick.

Some Kinda Monster.

.... Anyways! ....His name is SockHead.

Did these last night in between crap... I'm going to think about actually posting something finished and polished for once rather than just posting sketches an junk all the time. =) Next Update, something polished!! I swear... Maybe.....

Random shit.

2007-03-08T09:24:00.001-08:00

Flash DOoOodles

I dont know what this is.

A head?

Where ninja turutles went wrong. Sharks. With Scales.

He's ugly and takes it out on everyone else.

Okay that's enough crap for one day.

Old People

2007-02-19T13:03:00.000-08:00

Old Woman get fat and hair and Old Men get skinny and boney.

More Heads for Keith.

2007-02-16T11:38:00.000-08:00

Keith said MORE HEADS!! So I made so super hero heads in the same sort of style. It would not be a lie to say that there are some super villains in there as well.. dun dun dunnnnn....

Snow Man

2007-02-16T11:12:00.000-08:00

This is a T-Shirt design I made for my dad.

Sorry for the lack of posts... staff moving around and more people on my team, really busy the last few weeks due to this. I just wanna sleep when I get home lately. Next week there will be drawings for sure!

A Bunch Of Heads

2007-01-22T10:52:00.000-08:00

I'm not sure.

I dunno, Looks french though.

Based on some new guy at work... who looks sad most of the time. Stop being so sad sad guy! Look it's you!!
Evil French Man. I'm pretty sure this character exists somewhere out there, even though I just drew it at random with funny proportions...
A friend from Highschool, in 40 years.
Bing Crosby, with duel sideburns cause a made an uh oh... I make lot's of uh ohs... It's like my thing... or........ something...Another Ape. I like Apes.

I know that these scans are terrible but I have too much to do today and just want to post these and get back to work.

Weird Ape.

Scary Thug.

Some Guy with a chin that will cut you.

Rolly Polly Fat Chin.

Easter Island

HEADS HEADS SO MANY HEADS. 12 heads are better than none...

I was just having fun experimenting with proportions. I drew a bunch more but I don't want to post those ones. Some are kinda bad, others are kinda cool... But since these ones induce a less severe gag reflex they have managed to find their way here.

And now for something completely different...

2007-01-14T14:40:00.000-08:00

Wynne mentioned to me that I don't

draw cute stuff very often, and she's right!

I think that usually my stuff is edgy and creepy.

So I made a baby... ! No... Not like that...

*Points to picture.*

troll

2007-01-14T14:39:00.000-08:00

This is a troll character I'm working on, I want to do
more to it but I've lost my motivation...

Can someone link me to some troll images? I

need some inspiration to finish this dung.

Disney Style... Or... NOT?

2007-01-13T15:54:00.000-08:00

Again, sorry about the bad scans. Kuan Fu and I were

watching the fox and the hound a while back and

I realized I should experiment with some different

styles... So I drew these while watching it.

This was my attempt of using the same style in one

of my own characters, it didn't work out too well

so I gave up... I don't like sticking to the same style... I guess that's

why I'm not really an expert at any particular style still, more just

"Okay" at a few of them. =\

For A Book

2007-01-13T15:51:00.000-08:00

I'm working on a Fantasy Novel that has a very interesting cast of characters and a complete world of new information... Trying to make Fantasy less boring and typical... Trying. I'm sure you've seen something like this before anyways, It's very hard to be original now-a-days.... This is just one of the cultures the main characters visit. This is old too and I am also too lazy to clean this scan. Too much work to do.

Demon Guard

2007-01-13T15:50:00.000-08:00

Uuh. Demon Guard? Did this a while ago while

bored at work and ahead on my quota...

Sorry for the B.S. scan I'm too lazy to clean it up for you.

Granny

2007-01-12T10:28:00.000-08:00

I drew this on looseleaf, than photoshopped it to

try and make it look like sketchbook paper. Suffice to say,

yes... this IS an old person pooping themselves...

Sometimes the elderly annoy me.

Elf Wizard

2007-01-12T10:25:00.000-08:00

It's an elf Wizard... He's uhh... well ...er... When they took the picture he got out of frame... I'm going to fire that damn photographer...

I Have Arms

2007-01-12T10:23:00.000-08:00

That's all I think when I look at this quick scribble...

Marilyn Manson

2007-01-10T12:40:00.000-08:00

My take on the puppy eater...

Optimus Prime

2007-01-10T12:06:00.000-08:00

I'm excited for the new movie... so I skecthed this quickly.... Although the movie will look nothing like what I imagined a Transformers movie would look like, I had already known it would be like that, so it does not surprise, or disapoint me. Huzzah. People who are surprised the Transformers look nothing like how they personally imagined them to look are simply put, ...stupid.

OoOOoooOo...My first rant!

It's me...

2007-01-10T12:02:00.000-08:00

As a super hero, and a girl.

Creepy Little Crappers.

2007-01-10T11:45:00.001-08:00

That in which they are, they do not fail to be.

He's a Jammie Monster.

2007-01-10T11:28:00.000-08:00

WHY!? Cause he's wearing Jammies and looks like a monster.

From my Sketchbook

2007-01-10T11:19:00.000-08:00

Decided to post some stuff from my sketch book for a departure from the mechanical feel of the stuff I've been posting from flash....OOoooOooooOoooo more Organic.

Muddman... and A... Samurai... !

Alien

2007-01-08T13:40:00.000-08:00

Alien.

Cyclops Duder

2006-12-21T13:35:00.000-08:00

Here is a Drawing I am working on... Actually it's a character I am designing to be rigged.

He will do things.

Caveman

2006-12-21T13:27:00.000-08:00

Here is a deisign I made... I'm going to put it on a t-shirt for my little bro for christmas.

Robot

2006-12-21T10:40:00.000-08:00

Here's a drawing I did. I couldn't decide which one I liked better... It's a mystery...

Ninja Warrior Doctor Zombie with a wooden hand of Destruction.

2006-12-20T14:15:00.001-08:00

Here's a picture I drew.